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A Russian grandmother has convinced cosmetic surgeons to give her a “designer vagina” to find herself a young husband.


Just don't say oops, doc!
The 75-year-old woman, identified only as Nina M., said she wanted the trendy surgery to rekindle her sex life, according to The Sun.

Her doctor, Anna Uzunova, said such requests usually are from much younger women, but she agreed to perform the operation to help her have pleasurable intimate relationships.

Afterward, Nina said she was happy with the results and felt like a young woman again.

FORT WAYNE, Ind. - Officials say a suspected drug dealer who led police on a 90 mph chase in Indiana was arrested after he stopped suddenly at a Taco Bell parking lot.

Fort Wayne police Sgt. Mark Walters says 36-year-old Jermaine Askia Cooper told officers he "knew he was going to jail for a while" and wanted to get one last burrito.

Cooper was held without bail on four counts of dealing cocaine, one count of resisting arrest by fleeing and other charges.

A voicemail mailbox for a listing for a Jermaine Cooper in Fort Waine was full and not accepting messages.

Police say the chase began Tuesday after officers spotted Cooper, who was wanted on other charges, and tried to pull him over


Ok the guy must of had the munchies!
and Lerm theres a wife for you in russia!!!

took a mental day yesterday. things are good (i think)