Friday, May 29, 2009

kcl busy?

Tried to join and no "confirmation email.. I guess i will wait till it sends or renew. I was sick till last friday. I worked putting up a shoe shelf for all the wive's shoes. I then helped my mom and dad with work around their house. Meanwhile my wife decided to refinish our dining room table. I originally tried to fix a damaged leaf. where the clearcoat was damaged I tried something and screwed it up. I came home and she tried to do the whole table and in the process she has put all kinds of divets in them.. I will go tomorrow to go hiking in the wichita moutains (hills snow i know) and go eat at meers. I am looking forward to it. I had a hellish week two projects at once. so sorry for the lack of updates. I watched xmen and yes man good movies all. i am out amf!

Monday, May 18, 2009

lion king

I don't know if i am sick or if i just have hella allergies. I went to sleep last night with a sore throat and not being able to breath. I hope its not something that the land man i work with had.. She was puking all last week. Eventually I went to sleep and at 3 a.m i get woken up by the wife saying i think someone is mowing their lawn! I immediately thought it was the asians next door because they do weird stuff at weird hours. but it was a police helicopter and cops looking for someone. It freaked her out. and today i promised to look into areas looking for the boogy man. But i checked the news and called the police and no one knows why a police copter was flying back and forth for and hour and a half. I took my mom to the lion king. It was very cool although it wasn't " perfect" it was hard getting my dad around because although we thought it would be easier it wasn't to take dad in a wheelchair. My dad and mom sat at one side and the other side of the isle the wife and I.. we sat behind a family of women and the mater familas was about 90 wearing a polyester coat/ outfit. and as the play started a ammonia smell crashed over us. at first we thought it was a full depends but no it was like old cat pee. and lots of it.. the entire play we were trying to not smell this noxious smell. we held our playbill to our nose the entire time. My mom thinks this is what is causing it.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

news today

A few funny posts

A Russian grandmother has convinced cosmetic surgeons to give her a “designer vagina” to find herself a young husband.


Just don't say oops, doc!
The 75-year-old woman, identified only as Nina M., said she wanted the trendy surgery to rekindle her sex life, according to The Sun.

Her doctor, Anna Uzunova, said such requests usually are from much younger women, but she agreed to perform the operation to help her have pleasurable intimate relationships.

Afterward, Nina said she was happy with the results and felt like a young woman again.

FORT WAYNE, Ind. - Officials say a suspected drug dealer who led police on a 90 mph chase in Indiana was arrested after he stopped suddenly at a Taco Bell parking lot.

Fort Wayne police Sgt. Mark Walters says 36-year-old Jermaine Askia Cooper told officers he "knew he was going to jail for a while" and wanted to get one last burrito.

Cooper was held without bail on four counts of dealing cocaine, one count of resisting arrest by fleeing and other charges.

A voicemail mailbox for a listing for a Jermaine Cooper in Fort Waine was full and not accepting messages.

Police say the chase began Tuesday after officers spotted Cooper, who was wanted on other charges, and tried to pull him over


Ok the guy must of had the munchies!
and Lerm theres a wife for you in russia!!!

took a mental day yesterday. things are good (i think)

Friday, May 8, 2009

old photos.

















here are "embarrassing photos for you and of course two of snowangel. the really bad ones are still with my mom. But i have included the class pic that i love to hate and some that aren't so bad. I hope they all come through.
i would go through and do a discourse but the commnts will be funny themselves

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

love my job

because someone has wifi that didn't lock it and i can sometimes look at dilbert cartoons

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

story for the js'rs

So on the simons journal. there is a whole thing for shoe porn. well here is a use for the shoes

AKRON, Ohio - The Akron Police Department is investigating a fight between two exotic dancers at a strip club -- that sent one of the entertainers to the hospital.

The victim, Jo Ellen Nolan, 52, says she recently lost her job so she accepted a friend's offer to take a position as a dancer at Club 1245 in Akron. But police say on her first night at work, one of her new co-workers took exception to Nolan's presence in the dressing room at the club and began shouting at her.

Nolan says the other dancer then attacked her with a high-heel shoe, striking her in the head multiple times. After bouncers broke up the fight, Nolan was taken to Akron General Hospital, where she was treated for lacerations on her forehead and on the top and side of her head.

Doctors had to use staples to close some of the cuts.

Nolan says it was "the worst pain, nobody wants to get hit in the head, especially with a hard shoe."

The owner of Club 1245 declined comment on the allegations but a manager told Fox 8 News over the phone that Jo Ellen Nolan was not considered an employee of the club.

Akron Police were notified about the incident by the hospital and have launched an investigation.

"Obviously it is a crime," Lt. Rick Edwards said. "Our officers marked it as a felonious assault because there's permanent damage on her head where she had staples put in her forehead and on the side of her head."

So far, authorities have been unable to identify the dancer who attacked Nolan. But they have a lead, she goes by the stage name "Beautiful."

Nolan says her days as a dancer are now over, telling Fox 8, "I've learned my lesson. I think I was just being stupid anyway. I just have to go to a temporary service or keep looking for a job. That was just an easy way out and it turned out to be H-E-double-L."

the fox station had a video but it wasn't in a youtube format etc..
anyways wow!

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

catch up

Ok been gone for a while.
Sorry about that
I just haven't felt like writing, and i have been hella busy. I have a corporation comission hearing which was going to be next week-then end of may now first of june, a terrible risk anaylisis class (pete rose) where one of the instructors was a squinty eyed canadian that thought he was the shit. My nickname for him.. guido.
OK then me and the wife go to sonic for a 99 cent candy sundae. Anyways long story short I made a joke that she was a prostitute to her and we laughed about it but then all the guys and even the carhops were kinda giving us a look. Well we decided two things, A. They were listening to us way after the order was made and B. I had to get out of there before they really could memorize what we looked like.
We decided that next time we should make up stories or a script for those guys. any ideas?
also I find that i am obsessed with catching up or staying current with certain websites, like break.com, college humor, and now pmates.com.
I have some pics from my last trip to colorado, went to utah had some good pics. I will post them eventually. I leave next week for a field course which i think will be ok. I miss the old js and the people too many people are leaving or not getting on and we don't know when people leave comments on our pages.
well just saying i love all of you (purely platonic of course) wink.